Please, for the love of all that is good, stop trying to cobble this idiot situation into a romantic narrative. Stockton Rush was not an “explorer” or an “Unalloyed Villain.” He was just a Darwin Awards winner with a lot of money. The fact that there have been countless articles about this foolish incident whenContinue reading “Sorry, Folks”
Category Archives: Fake Crisis
Why the U.S. is Becoming Unlivable
A) Women’s rights are drying up more quickly than Lake Meade. This process has been catalyzed with Republican support for the kind of misogynistic myths that would warm the heart of Phylis Schlafly. Examples include “women should remain in violent marriages,” and “A rapist should have access to children born from his attack.” Margaret AtwoodContinue reading “Why the U.S. is Becoming Unlivable”
Waiting….
I’m buzzing with anticipation for the outcome of Kari Lake’s lawsuit. She is demanding that election officials change the outcome of midterms so that she WINS! If she triumphs, it’ll be the green light for me to go ahead with my lawsuit against MGM casinos: I will DEMAND that they change my last poker handContinue reading “Waiting….”
Does my 13 year old realize how morally repugnant these men are?
The Failure of Vlad, Jair, and Donald’s Populism This is worth a read. I hate to say it, Jair, Don, and Vlad, but you’ll have to do some actual work for once, that is, if you want this dissidence to go away. One can scapegoat until the end of time. But popular support ultimately comesContinue reading “Does my 13 year old realize how morally repugnant these men are?”
“It’s just like he said to me once: seat belts cause accidents. I’m glad people are finally following Donnie’s logic.”
–Wade Purvis Spencer, The President’s half brother by his father’s former mistress, Cody Lee Spencer With the exception of the above quotation, what I describe in this post happened. I tested positive for Covid-19 on March 25th of this year. I was fortunate, in that I had a light case of it that was goneContinue reading ““It’s just like he said to me once: seat belts cause accidents. I’m glad people are finally following Donnie’s logic.””
Bittersweet Abattoir 