“The Voice of The People can be Summarized as the Reader’s Digest Version of the TV Guide, with a jigger of Supermarket Tabloid, and two shots of Pornography.” —Vernon Nashe McNair, 1983. 4-28-20 Dear Sir/Madame, It took decades, but finally a U.S. President said something more stupid than my “trees cause pollution” line. IContinue reading “***Letters to the Editor***”
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You Read it Here First
“How about a little reefer, Scarecrow?” –Margaret Hamilton, backstage on the set of Wizard of Oz, 1939 Given President Poison’s recent, absurd speculation about the health benefits of household cleaning products as Covid-19 cures, I don’t want to make a big deal out of this. If you’re curious, he doesn’t think he had anything toContinue reading “You Read it Here First”
“New Beginnings are Joyous. They Remind You So Succinctly of Your Mistakes”
–Natalie Quinn Hemphill, 1903. What can I say at this point? Prior to the pandemic, I had been working part time. I’ll tell you more about work later. Prior to that, I went back to my novel and finally finished the thing. I’ve only convinced one, out of the ten or so people to whomContinue reading ““New Beginnings are Joyous. They Remind You So Succinctly of Your Mistakes””
Bittersweet Abattoir 