This Will Get More Comic Before it Gets Pitiful

https://nypost.com/2022/12/13/sam-bankman-fried-tells-court-he-plans-to-fight-extradition/

Sam was denied cash bail after broaching the subjects of is vegan diet and his ADD diagnosis to the Bahamian Magistrate. Bad news, pal of mine: this ain’t your Montessori kindergarten. There are no cruelty-free graham crackers or any fair-trade apple juice coming your way.

Just for the record: The Post mentioned that he was a Democratic donor. That is true, but like many billionaire patrons, he gives to everybody, Republicans included. Eventually, I expected him to go full Kyle Rittenhouse on the witness stand or in front of the House committee. What I’ll always remember is the laughter….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7rJpRqK-8E&t=21s

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