I’m buzzing with anticipation for the outcome of Kari Lake’s lawsuit. She is demanding that election officials change the outcome of midterms so that she WINS! If she triumphs, it’ll be the green light for me to go ahead with my lawsuit against MGM casinos: I will DEMAND that they change my last poker hand Saturday night to a full house, aces over kings. High Rollers’ Suite here I come!
Update: 26 December, 2022: Surprise, surprise. The hoaxy, fraudy Woman Who Would Be Governor lost, and may be legally sanctioned for her “groundless” and “frivolous” lawsuit. Let me tune up the old keyboard after which I’ll sing my rendition of the classic “You Sowed it, So Get Reaping.” https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2022-election/hobbs-seeks-sanctions-lake-election-suit-dismissed-rcna63274
Bittersweet Abattoir 