Letters to the Editor

Dear Sir/Madame: People are always criticizing Spirit Airlines. I don’t get it-We removed our fantastic revival of the airplane smoking section. Nearly 30% of checked bags get to their final locations now. It broke my heart, but we got rid of the luxurious open air seating for our 4th Class passengers (goggles were included!). And now we’re merging with Frontier to make America’s 5th largest airline. https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/07/investing/spirit-frontier-airlines-merger/index.html

I forgot the best part! We’re initiating the use of the best planes in the business!

The Pride of Spirit!

With these babies, we’re going after Pan Am! Wish us luck!

Edward M. Christie III

CEO, Spirit Airlines

Ted Christie

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