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“How about a little reefer, Scarecrow?”

–Margaret Hamilton, backstage on the set of Wizard of Oz, 1939

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Given President Poison’s recent,  absurd speculation about the health benefits of household cleaning products as  Covid-19 cures, I don’t want to make a big deal out of this.  If you’re curious, he doesn’t think he had anything to do with the increase in calls to poison control centers.  President Poison

But my own boss almost certainly had the virus, based on the symptoms he described (I had it too, confirmed by a test from my physician).  The interesting part was that he reported the huge amount of lung congestion that has made it such a lethal disease. But, he told me the thing that gave his lungs relief was…… wait for it….marijuana smoke.  Wouldn’t that be an utter hoot if it turned out weed is a data supported treatment for Covid-19?  If that happens, I might have to become religious, because luck and/or evolution  just cannot create such appropriate irony.  I’ll just practice for my religious birth and say….LET US PRAY.

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